Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
