I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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