That's intense
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
