we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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