uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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