shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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