with your own penis?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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