dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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