I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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