Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
