well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
