Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Banned from zoo.
Again?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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