It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is wine microwaveable?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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