it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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