if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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