if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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