So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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