I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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