Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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