i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My dick has a subreddit
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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