I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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