Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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