sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Duck Duck Cougar?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize