Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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