doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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