meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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