I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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