It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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