i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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