weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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