Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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