Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize