Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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