Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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