After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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