Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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