Porn is love you can see.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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