week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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