I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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