exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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