If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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