dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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