Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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