Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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