Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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