so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
high people should be assigned attendants
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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