Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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