I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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