i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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