wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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