i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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