This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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