yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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