Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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