Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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