ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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