so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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